====== How to create a  Fermilab services account ======
This looks annoying but it takes 5 min.  Go to 

https://fermi.servicenowservices.com/new_acct_request.do

then you will see a bunch of drop-down menus. 
  - Affiliation: most important one, find "Snowmass" just above Fermilab organizations and choose that.
  - First Name, Last Name, etc.  
  - Professional Class, pick one
  - joint appointee, probably not.  You know if you are.
  - home institution, probably there, "other" is at the bottom
  - answer the questions about badges, IDs, etc.  Unless you plan to be on site for an extended time you can say no.  If you want one, ask for it.
  - contact information: put me, rhbobAtfnalDOTgov, x2035
  - institution point of contact: your dean, dept head, etc.  This is for emergencies.
  - emergency contact: ditto, family/friends/etc
  - basic computer security training: look at the slides, which tell you basic things everyone should know.  About a minute.
  - security question
  - get a services account password from the service desk at the number they give.  You will need this for getting into FNAL dbases.  It also gives you a fnal.gov email address if you ever want to use one.

I will then get emails to approve you.  If I'm not fast enough you will get emails about training, but I can turn those off -- for Snowmass related work you are now done.